Then I put a snap of me meeting Fernando Torres up - now they're clicking YES left, right and centre: Canadian cuties, pale-skinned lovelies from Macedonia and the Ukraine. Even had a couple of married women.
One girl looked promising until I discovered all these lewd applications on her profile, like Best Sex Position. Very intimidating. Not sure what the Helicopter is, but I get tired after five minutes of missionary, so I clicked back NO.
A few days later it happened: a match. This right hottie - I was well up for a piece of her. She looked elegant: high cheek bones and a cocktail in her hand. Then she asked which one I was in the picture...
Didn't bother replying.