Got myself on that Are You Interested? application on Facebook. To be honest, I wasn't attracting much attention.Then I put a snap of me meeting Fernando Torres up - now they're clicking YES left, right and centre: Canadian cuties, pale-skinned lovelies from Macedonia and the Ukraine. Even had a couple of married women.
One girl looked promising until I discovered all these lewd applications on her profile, like Best Sex Position. Very intimidating. Not sure what the Helicopter is, but I get tired after five minutes of missionary, so I clicked back NO.
A few days later it happened: a match. This right hottie - I was well up for a piece of her. She looked elegant: high cheek bones and a cocktail in her hand. Then she asked which one I was in the picture...
Didn't bother replying.
19 comments:
Very amusing post. Thanks for writing it.
This is too good. I loved it. I read your posts and found them good and funny. I guess you have great sense of humor. Everything is very neat and well place in your blog. Just lovely one. Keep writing such good pieces.
Aww, it'll happen when it's meant to happen. I like OKCupid for good matches. :) okcupid.com -- it's free and fun and run with more intelligence than any other free dating site out there. :) Best of luck to you.
Jenno
Of course you replied and told her her which one you were right? And then signed the note, "Fernando"...? :-)
Just read some of your posts and happily laughed my ass off. Thanks again for following, I really appreciate it.
Anyways, is it wrong that I don't know who that guy is, (except for totally good looking)? Anyone?
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Long story cut short..... this was wicked funny!
Keep it up.
Loved this post - good old Fernando!
Kate xx
Hilarious. Does Fernando also look like a middle school student in real life? He sure can play the game though
lol thanks for the laughs!
I did try and warn you about THAT photo!
Bets xx
Alright, I will offer you some advice. If you want to meet women, play a sport. You don't have to be good at it (but try to pick the one you're best at for Christsakes). The women there will admire your masculinity and you will know that they have other interests than boyfriends. Also, women who play sports tend to be the least likely to get fat once you marry them.
I don't know who Fernando Torres is either lol. But funny post!
I love your writing style...light-hearted, insightful and humorous, you have a talent for telling it like it is and letting us see your character shine through.
Well done :)
Lol, I love your blog. This post is so funny and I really enjoyed reading through the rest.
Thank-you :)
Mouse.. drawn.. to picture...must click...drool....
He's almost as gorgeous as your post!
hahaha great article. spotted on twitter. lalalalalala torres torres
Hey,
I love your stuff! But, I don't my blogspot on your blog roll! Come on, give a girl a break! ;-)
Haaaaaaaa!
Torres & Euro 2008 - the best!
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