So I heard nothing from the local newspaper that was trying to find me a date for Valentine's Day.
As predicted, none of the girls in my neighbourhood fancied a night out with a snot-flicking dating blogger.
Not to worry. Getting dates has never really been my problem anyway. They just tend to be with girls who suffer from depression. Or arthritis. Or both.
Plus I've got my eye on a MILF from tennis club - she keeps eyeing my lob.
The Newspaper Update
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They've probably had to hire someone in to go through all the entries and that is what is causing the delay!
To be fair it could be hard for someone to go out with you knowing full well it would be written about. It was nerve-wracking for me even though I was able to 'reply'!
Rapunzel x
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Can't wait to hear about it. Lob is an inviting word. ;)
I am following you here and FB.
Christine
What kind of evening class? That could definitely impact the hottie ratio, you know.
Well, I'm doing Comedy Writing in a bid to meet a funny Jewish girl...
comedy you say? hmmm.... yes. very good. we all love humour....
That newspaper suck. I'm sure people contacted the paper!
MILF.
*shudder*
Michael.
Do you hate it too?
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Ah! So evening classes may be the answer to the end of singledom? Perhaps kill two birds with one stone and learn to cook as well as bagging myself a lovely man! Thanks for the tip.
Sorry that you didn't have a date for V-day. I didn't either. Though i've discovered i may have a stalker, which is always fun. Erm...not.
Comedy writing class? That's a brilliant idea! For one moment though i thought it was a ballroom dancing class or something like that...what with you chatting about a MILF and all that!
And erm...lob? Oh you do make me laugh. :)
Bah don't worry about being dateless on Valentine's Day, or VD as I like to call it.
Are you a closet Sarah Silverman fan then?
Awww...snot-flicking or not, you seem like a lovely person.
Can't wait to read about the MILF!
Maybe you should tell the MILF that tennis is all about the wrist-flicking action...in fact, you could even show her some other "drills" that could help improve her forestrokes. I mean....groundstrokes.
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Watch out for those cougars at the tennis club, they'll eat you up and spit you out.
Aww those girls don't know what they're missing. Who wouldn't want to go on a date with a guy who's gonna write all about it on his blog afterwards? Most likely they were too shy.
You're better off. Valentine's Day is over-hyped and always under delivers. That newspaper should give you something for failing to set you up, though...
Evening class? That sounds kinky. What's that about?
I agree with Rapunzel---the local paper staff are probably still searching through all the entries...maybe for NEXT V-Day?
wow, i'm so excited for you!
The newspaper debut, the evening class - it's all happening for you. Good stuff.
I came across your blog in the coffee house and I am intrigued in your story.
Have you tried E-harmony ;)
Em:)
Ah, yes. Comedy writing class sounds fun and right up your alley. I resisted the urge to put 'write' up your alley, because, well, that's not funny.
Good luck!
good luck ... both for writing class and picking up a hottie ;)
Hey I have arthritis...and a cat...and with my nose some people believe I'm Jewish. Uh-oh, I may be right up your alley.
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You wanna meet a funny Jewish girl...come to the states. They're all over the place. Except they're funny by mistake, not on purpose! I would know, I'm one of them...I think I may steal your idea of taking an evening class (to meet men, in my case). Thanks!
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