Tiny Nipples

Been chatting to a GP on Plentyoffish.com. Older woman: 32. She's agreed to go for drinks this week.

Hope to get her medical opinion on my tiny nipples.

17 comments:

Rapunzel said...

Yeah and that rash that you mentioned you were concerned about as well...!

Rx

Hunter said...

Good luck with the acorns.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Now, don't be a Mr. know it all and just be humble. It will all come out when you roll around in the sack with them. hehehe

WontDieWondering said...

acorns??? Do you know how long an oak tree take to grow??? Think you need to plant something else....

WontDieWondering said...

Acorns??? Maybe you need to palnt somethi g that will grow quicker

manshopping said...

If you manage to convince The Doctor to examines your nipples, up-close and personal, on your first date, I will be forced to acknowledge that you are a dating GOD. Then again, why would I be surprised? This is Fishy that we're talking about here. I don't propose to just anyone.

That is all. Carry on. And bon courage.

Miss Adventure said...

Is that deeper and sexy? Perhaps a voice that will complement tiny nipples? One can only hope, yeah?

Being a man I wouldn’t think size matters in the nipple department. Just wondering, are they sensitive nipples? Mine aren’t and I find that REALLY annoying.

Good luck to you fishy.

DopeyFromDating said...

Maybe you can get exceptionally lucky and end up obtaining a medical opinion from the doctor regarding the older woman's nipples.

Rob Getaway said...

DO NOT BRING UP NIPPLES!!!

icphotographs said...

'in a voice far deeper'

Am I the only one thinking that 'Girl Next Door' may have been a prop forward by the name of Nigel prior to the operation ....

whydidn'tshefancyme said...

Has hearing the neighbours voice put paid to your late night fantasies?

Good work with the doctor though, she is your best bet!!

Pearl said...

I am so pleased to see noted the difference between the voice you'd given her and the voice she has. It's this kind of attention to detail that is going to get those tiny nipples of yours an evaluation.

Pearl

Jodie Kash said...

plentyoffish.com works better for men than woman. You, cheeky lovely English lad, find lovely birds wanting to chat and get to know you, yes? Some twats, some not.

…and yes, I’ve suddenly gone all British in my typing...

My profile brought 50+ year old truck drivers sporting belts under the belly, a polyamourous with a self-triple-pierced penis (okay, had to meet him just to see it) and the Nigerian princes (plural) who found me “so bewtafull.”

Going to keep my eye on you.

Lulz said...

Fish. I read your comment on a Xanga blog (Datingish or something). WTF is a twisty piss?!

Please leave the nipples till better aquainted. I hope she's got a sense of humour :) hahaha

Kelly said...

I'm in favor of the doctor. What's the expression...you don't piss where you eat? Anyway, looking forward to the report back!

wanderingmenace said...

Nothing wrong with tiny nipples. Much better than that adjective being applied a little further south. Also, no one wants salami-sized nipple action. That's just disturbing. Though again, travel further south and suddenly the description salami becomes more appealing.

Kitty Moore said...

A doctor? Sounds like you're raising your gsme Fishy..